Retirement Plan Investment Tip

If you had purchased $1000.00 of AIG stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $56.91.

With Washington Mutual, you would have $120.36 left of the original $1000.

With ‘Fannie Mae’(FNM), you would have $11.34 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Lehman Bros one year ago it would now be
almost worthless; less than $0.86.

If you had purchased RH Donelley, you would have $45.69 left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

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3 Responses to Retirement Plan Investment Tip

  1. pdm says:

    Excellent advice even in the best of times.

  2. Wendy says:

    This was very funny.

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